sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

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59oz:

ski-and-destroy:

I really wanna do this

wow goals

(Source: thisiscolossal.com)

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avggie:

OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS GIF TO COME BACK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

avggie:

OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS GIF TO COME BACK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

(Source: certan)

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dangergays:

my boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old 5 foot tall old indian grandmother told me that there are lots of men. i thought she was going to say “in the sea” but she said “they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face. she hates flies

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fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

fight the power!

The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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